Guess what.
JollyIt's pretty nifty, if I do say so myself. I haven't really spiffed it up at all, so...
Yeah. Bop-on-over and read the one entry I have.
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Average MorningsA MORNING IN THE LIFE OF AN AVERAGE GIRLAverage Mornings
6:00 Alex wakes up disjointedly, as if she doesn’t know where she is. After two minutes or more of rubbing squinty eyes and popping aching joints, Alex realizes that it is a weekday. Thus, it is a school day. Thus, it is not going to be happy. She complains a little while loudly, so everyone can hear.
6:04 Alex slouches to the bathroom. Daily face-washing, teeth-brushing, and lotion-applying follows, although slowly. On some days, the thought of purging rises, thoug
by ~FriarAlex
Hate Letter TemplateDear (insert name here),Hate Letter Template
I immensely dislike you. It is unbelievable how much you repulse and disgust me.
Your (incredibly annoying voice, snaky/rude/“cool”/”funny”/etc. remarks, unpleasant facial/body features that makes it look like someone took a dump on you, vibe that emanates “I’m better/smarter than you and I don’t really care about anything or anyone except for me”, tendency to speak because you like the sound of your voice) just make me want to vomit out of every place I could. If I could
by ~FriarAlex
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- Current Residence: The Hundred Acre Wood
- Interests: Nifty Socks (knee high, toe, stiped, argyle)
- Favourite movie: The Aristocats
- Favourite band or musician: Guns n' Roses, The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer
- Favourite genre of music: Rock
- Favourite artist: Broken Kittie
- Favourite poet or writer: Broken Kittie
- Favourite photographer: Broken Kittie
- Favourite style of art: Broken Kittie's style
- Favourite cartoon character: Winnie the Pooh
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Let your imagination guide your hand and nothing shall stand in your way.
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I wanted something deep and poetic for my signature, but I can't think of anything creative.
Is it fantabulous? Does your Sham-Wow work good? IS the commercial just a web of deceit (I bet I spelled that wrong like an idiot)?
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I wanted something deep and poetic for my signature, but I can't think of anything creative.
That's the way Sham-Wow is.
Maybe the Snuggie will be better. Or the HD Vision Glasses.
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I wanted something deep and poetic for my signature, but I can't think of anything creative.
of 'truth'. Buy YES, YES, must have a Snuggie and the HD Vision Glasses; I don't know how we've survived as a species all this time without them. Uh, stay away from the Salad Shooter, though. Fair warning!
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